Stuff That - Available to Pre-Order Now!

Stuff That, a new novel, is available to pre-order now from the usual suspects. Released on July 16th, and launching at Edge-Lit 5 in Derby on the same day, Stuff That is the only killer taxidermy novel you need to read this year.

Ted Barker has been running Barker’s Taxidermy Emporium (We stuff things so you can stare at their dead eyes forever!) for decades. Business is booming, thanks to the busy London roads and the stupidity of cats, but when Don Paparella, a local gangster, arrives at the shop, everything changes. The proprietor is gunned down in cold blood, and with seemingly no witnesses, Don Paparella and his lackeys go on with their plot to run London. 

But the taxidermy saw it all, and now Buffalo Bill, Vladimir the Unicycling Rat, Jemima/Jessica the two-headed duck, Hooter the racist owl, Gerry the baby giraffe, and Fairfax the posh fox, are out for blood. With the help of a pair of 1980s buddy-cops, Ricks and Murtow, the taxidermy will stop at nothing to avenge their creator. 

Dead animals never pelt so good… 

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