The results are in. The winners of a The Human Santapede signed paperback and a pack of 5 limited edition The Human Santapede Christmas cards are Dale Talbot, Colin Buckland, and Deborah Hart. The correct answer was of course B) Knecht Ruprecht. Thank you to everyone that entered. Stay tuned for more competitions soon.

The Human Santapede is released on November 15th and is available to preorder now.

                                                                                                        AMAZON UK
                                                                                                        AMAZON US

To be in with a chance of winning one of three signed paperbacks of The Human Santapede, all you have to do is answer the following question. Competition ends Sunday 26 October at 19:00 GMT. Entries received after that will not be put in the draw, which will be made on Monday 27 October at 20:00 GMT. 

Which of these is the name of one of Santa's companions?

                                                                                               A) Belsnickers
                                                                                               B) Knecht Ruprecht
                                                                                               C) Zach Galifianakis
                                                                                               D) Barry

Santa Claus is coming to town...at least, that was the plan, but now his elves have started going missing, kidnapped by some insidious figure in a black cloak, and despite the magic swirling about the place, the toys aren't going to put themselves together. So begins a terrifying game of cat and mouse as Kris Kringle searches The Land of Christmas for his abducted minions, unaware that he is to play an integral part in his foe's plans. 

Krampus is pissed at Santa after lending him his snowblower and never getting it back. His punishment? To build a Human Santapede long enough to stretch around The Land of Christmas, and at its helm, the jolly fat man himself. Can Santa - aided by his best foreman, Finklefoot - get his elves back, defeat Krampus, and save Christmas before it is too late, or will Krampus succeed in creating the ghastliest single-file organism the North Pole has ever seen? 

Ho-Ho-Holy Shit, things are about to get messy...


Released November 15th.


US Kindle Preorder
UK Kindle Preorder
US Paperback (Coming Soon)
UK Paperback (Coming Soon)